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PMTales — Behind the Gantt Chart

Where Project Management Finally Admits What Really Happened

Welcome to PMTales — the storytelling sanctuary for PMs who’ve survived impossible deadlines, vanishing sponsors, shapeshifting requirements, and scope creep that should honestly have its own employee ID.

 

We tell the stories that never make it into a status report.

A land where:

  • timelines bend

  • logic breaks

  • politics thrives

  • And your status report is a work of fiction

 

Meet one of our residents:

The Big Bad Stakeholder (The Wolf)
The Wolf now calls himself “Director of Strategic Alignment.” He still changes priorities mid-sprint and eats timelines for breakfast.


His superpower: turning any clear requirement into a “living, breathing, ever-evolving vision.”

 

​These beings shape the stories we tell.
Step carefully. And read on.

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The PMTales Universe

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More creatures lurking behind the Gantt Chart
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ABOUT PMTALES

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PMTales is written by D.B. Trench — storyteller, PM chaos translator,
and chronic survivor of “one quick ask.”

This space was created for project managers who live through battles
that never appear in official documentation.
Here, we tell the truth — through satire, humour, and a little magic.

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Send us your funniest, craziest, or most unbelievable PM moments.
We’ll turn them into a full PMTale for everyone to enjoy.

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